Freestyle/Fudged up Topic!

A set of the weirdest sentences I could make!

I started writing, combining many languages (all I know, German, French, English, Romanian) and called it Freestyle Writing. It's a thing that, actually, has some potential. I wrote a poem and there's many things you can do. French and German combined sound fantastic! Different phrases formed in Freestyle can define a character's personality. A movie in Freestyle could be glorious fun, and subtitles could be in any language, since the primary language is kinda hieroglyphs to everybody, but sounds nice! It also brings the aspect of foreignness, which is pretty cool!

Also, I recently wrote in another weird style (Weird, WEIRD writing) which was playing with the topic and changed words. So, this is Freestyle combined with seriously fudged up topic! Enjoy and may Google be merciful when helping you understand this! At request, you could ask me what one sentence means and I will guide you through every single detail, just write it down in the comments section!

Gehn'ich Weld in col-Stuck-lecten Fire for. Have-now-be, Mark, ecout-und Vat-dein-er.

Haven lang wir searchen, re-kein mais-sult.

Und freaca die Maimutzen menta, und lassen die Bananen sad sein.

Je suis dans ein Papier. Look'ich dann am sol und seh-ich deux lignees: suis-j'un stickman.

Crois-je l'il j'ai killed.

Crois'j'il est mort.

Einingstens Geld kann'ich t'offre: hier.

Crois j'ich bin weird, ai-je d'amis pur ce confirm.

Et so pouvais le genial savant ce box hiden.

Mais peux-je ne pas write quand hor'ich voices.

So then.. hat anyone verstanden was ich gesagt hab'?

Pick j'up mein Sword und stab s'ich.

Pern'open ich stabbing, find ich le treasure!

Risen die Soldaten das Flag of Hate, angry'st le Konig.

Protect carpet pricy one with cheap.

Ai-j'il, control j'il, est-il mein.

K'inghope c'u'll read, write ce Ko.

Aime'ich l'album das dieser genial artist, Blank Banshee, die hat Vaportrap inventen, qui j'adore, weil es ist hip hop avec de electronic und plunderphonics mit instrumental: genial!

Sehr mag'ich tein Cup!

Danc'ich shame-kein ball-dans-Zimmer.

Lookn m'at Menschen, bin'ich-und embarassed.

Fight-ich l'embarassement, cont-ich, und-inue dance.

Known wir nicht de c'action criminal... hab'ich nicht de clues enough... Ah, ist-ce case most frustrantement!

Ah, Michelangelo, ist t'arte genial, war-mais-rum le nudity?!

Drinkn, Pirats, gehn-wir denn tre-hunt-asure-ing!