Bear has recently decided to leave the Thread Raiders, due to business issues. We don't have any problems with it, and this text was written before this! <3
-Shall
I offer you another cup of tea, sir? Asks the human butler slave.
The
panda bear, wearing a black tophat, a fancy fake moustache and a
monocle grunts.
-I'm
sorry sir, but we cannot tolerate you speak in other languages than
Bear English!
-Ohh,
uhh... says the panda with a deep shattered voice... Yes.
-Alright.
The
slave leaves, as the panda whispers something to another.
Agitating roars can be heard from a table in the center of the cafe. A grizzly is raging.
Agitating roars can be heard from a table in the center of the cafe. A grizzly is raging.
-Alright,
alright!
The
butler hurries to the grizzly and takes his order.
-And
make it snappy! He says.
From
a corner table, koalas can be heard calling the butler. It hurries to
them, as they growl in an Australian accent:
-Oi,
mate! We'll have some Eucalyptus tea, if ya please!
-I'm
sorry, but we're out of Eucalyptus.
-WHAAAT?!
Screams
come from all around the pub, as the koalas scratch the butler. He
screams and runs, as all bears come towards him and scratch.
He
lies dead on the floor. Everybody takes their seats in a gentle
manner, licking their bloody paws. Another slave comes in to take
their orders.
From
a corner is watching a unicorn bear, terrified of the scenery. It
slowly munches on a chocolate chip cookie, sipping some coffee...
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