Thread Raider: Bear

Bear has recently decided to leave the Thread Raiders, due to business issues. We don't have any problems with it, and this text was written before this! <3

-Shall I offer you another cup of tea, sir? Asks the human butler slave.

The panda bear, wearing a black tophat, a fancy fake moustache and a monocle grunts.

-I'm sorry sir, but we cannot tolerate you speak in other languages than Bear English!

-Ohh, uhh... says the panda with a deep shattered voice... Yes.

-Alright.

The slave leaves, as the panda whispers something to another.
Agitating roars can be heard from a table in the center of the cafe. A grizzly is raging.

-Alright, alright!

The butler hurries to the grizzly and takes his order.

-And make it snappy! He says.

From a corner table, koalas can be heard calling the butler. It hurries to them, as they growl in an Australian accent:

-Oi, mate! We'll have some Eucalyptus tea, if ya please!

-I'm sorry, but we're out of Eucalyptus.

-WHAAAT?!

Screams come from all around the pub, as the koalas scratch the butler. He screams and runs, as all bears come towards him and scratch.

He lies dead on the floor. Everybody takes their seats in a gentle manner, licking their bloody paws. Another slave comes in to take their orders.

From a corner is watching a unicorn bear, terrified of the scenery. It slowly munches on a chocolate chip cookie, sipping some coffee...