My House

I present to you my house.

The Rusty Nail

It is holding a bench's back in the kitchen, but always dettaches itself on purpose. I believe it is of a demon's doing, when my house was insecure, and due to power outages, my demon protection wall broke. If I replace it, the rusty nail comes back. Again, and again, and again. And now the bench is immovable. Long have I tried to find a cure, but it will not work.

Dimension Painting

On the kitchen's wall is a painting, depicting a dark dungeon's cell, with moss on its rocky walls and a faint torch on the wall. The cell door is open and nobody is in the painting. This is my gateway to the Demon World. It leads to the ruins of a prison nobody comes to, being afraid of the false rumours spread throughout the Demon World. Nobody from there can come here, as it is a one-way travel. I am linked with my home so I can teleport here at will.

Demon Spoon

For the past 6 years I have been making travels to the Demon World through my Dimension Painting, seeking a demon I can oblige to obey me. I have found the strongest demon I can make obey and stuck it to a spoon. It is my only protection system when power is out.

Treasure Room

I get to the bathroom, at the towel hanger. I pull it, as it reveals orbs infused with magic in its iron bars. I draw a 6x6 grid on the washing machine and put each ball in the grid's lines' intersections. There are 35 orbs and the middle intersection has no ball. I stick my finger in it, which triggers a contraption which reveals an opening through a wall, leading to my precious items.

Disc Pet

Going to the living room I see a disc. And old vinyl, now 30cm thick, with tiny black legs. It is my Disc Pet, or familiar per se. I can see through its eyes and use it for scouting areas.

Rainbow Juice

It is a normal every day juice box, but with different color settings. Simply select one and the juice/water/liquid in the box will change colors. Nifty contraption for faking potions.

Castle of the Drawn World

On the wall from my hall is a calendar. In it is a castle. The calendar contains 13 drawn worlds, for all the 13 months. But I always have it set on Wizard month, because this world actually is able to exchange real resources. They can offer me a sword, I can store items in their castle. Although no living things can go into this drawn world.

Tentacle Scarves

Going in the guests' room, a huge cloth stand sits there, filled to the brim with scarves. The scarves have a hive mind and act as tentacles. They eats very little cotton every day. After my death, they will split in half, one half avenging me and killing the one responsible for it, whilst the other one will guard what's left of my house, ruling over all living things.

Illusion Window

Going to my bedroom, I approach my window wall. It reveals a busy traffic road. You can even hear it. Then it reveals a quiet forest, and the air is fresh. It is my illusion window and it is for daydreaming, confusing infiltrators, regular dreaming, inspiration and all sorts.