The Fish

The fish was in the beer bottle, agitatingly knocking its head into its walls, desperately flipping around, at the bottom of the ocean.

The beer bottle was... happy. For once in his countless years of sitting alone, forgotten by society, it had company... It felt joy to see a living creature.

For many days has the fish been stuck in the beer bottle; it was the bottle's happiest time. But, one day, the fish stopped swimming... And silence settled in the depths of the ocean.... It starved to death...

The beer bottle was crushed, and has been crying raindrops ever since... which the ocean's fish started drinking, becoming stronger and stronger... And that is how the Beer Ocean appeared...