Remote Spirits and How They are Harmful

I am Wizard Zarathon, member of The Shrimp Wizards of The Human World's Guild. Recently, Vladimir Antofi, member of The Lobster Wizards of The Human World's Guild(LWHW), claims, on behalf of the guild, that remote spirits “ are not to fret, but cherish”, contrary of Wizard Palm's research 6 centuries ago. I am here to present arguments for his research.

The LWHW found out remote spirits produce energy inside the owner's soul once free, thus “livening up” his life. But they belive that is in inoffensive, even beneficial. Although this has two big problems:

Firstly, electricity greatly affects the owner's life. We noticed shifts in personality and intersoular relations loosen up. The surrounding souls tend to reject the electrified one. Victims of remote spirits are what we call “mentally ill”.

We have found out that people who suffered from depression are very sensitive to increased soul power, thus experiencing huge reduction of soul energy, and by that decreasing soul power. The remote spirit consumes what it can from the victim, until it leaves the body. We found that out by using depressive cards on animals and by examining depressive indivuals who are also victims of the terrible remote spirits.

In conclusion, remote spirits are not friends, but enemies.