Weird=awesome

Sometimes, I think I'm too weird.. I am dancing with an apple bird while singing from a chunk of meat as of writing this... But then I say to myself: how is that bad? Well... it's not!

Here, let me show you:

A knife

In a table

Stabbing

An apple

Through

A worm

Struggling

Not to drown

In Pepsi.

See what I mean? How is that bad? It's entertaining!

I can even do stuff like this:

m a shr w q

What does that mean? Bird. To me that means 'bird'.

k q u erq n

Now THAT means 'tree'.

So then 'in' will be

l g irf bn

Which pretty much means m a shr w q k q u erq n l g irf bn is bird in tree! Music to my ears!

I can do whatever I really fancy with this! Mk aq shru werq qn means bird-tree! Either a bird with leaves instead of feathers, or a tree with feathers instead of trees. It is to be understood from the given context.

There is no limit to your imagination, and don't let anyone tell you you're stupid. And if they tell you you're weird, thank them! You're not stupidly ordinary like the others! They're the weird ones -_-