Showing posts with label Thread Raiders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thread Raiders. Show all posts

Feb 16, 2018

Thread Raider: Vlad


This is me lol

He looks down, at the bathtub. He feels upset, angry, nervous, agitated. He leans back and comes back in force, smashing his egg head into the metal bathtub. His vision blurs, as he looks down on his hands: egg yolk is dripping. He is scared and leaves the bathroom. He makes a turn to the right and shouts for his grandma. He can barely hear a word of what he says. His grandma comes to him, agitated and scared. She keeps shouting things with a worried face, but he cannot understand any word. Every noise just mutes itself, deafens. His vision starts to darken and he keeps losing balance. He falls to the ground but can barely feel it. He can only feel and itching pain where his head used to be. He feels being dragged and keeps hearing deafened sounds. He cannot see anything.
He wakes up to nothing. He touches his head. A white bandage surrounds him. He can hear no sounds, nor see anything. He can feel his grandma's hands on his arm, hugging him with her skinny wrinkly hands. Tears start dripping on his right arm. He tries to cry but only makes the insides of his bandage feel wet. He has terminated his chances for a normal life...

Thread Raider: Bear



Bear has recently decided to leave the Thread Raiders, due to business issues. We don't have any problems with it, and this text was written before this! <3

-Shall I offer you another cup of tea, sir? Asks the human butler slave.
The panda bear, wearing a black tophat, a fancy fake moustache and a monocle grunts.
-I'm sorry sir, but we cannot tolerate you speak in other languages than Bear English!
-Ohh, uhh... says the panda with a deep shattered voice... Yes.
-Alright.
The slave leaves, as the panda whispers something to another.
Agitating roars can be heard from a table in the center of the cafe. A grizzly is raging.
-Alright, alright!
The butler hurries to the grizzly and takes his order.
-And make it snappy! He says.
From a corner table, koalas can be heard calling the butler. It hurries to them, as they growl in an Australian accent:
-Oi, mate! We'll have some Eucalyptus tea, if ya please!
-I'm sorry, but we're out of Eucalyptus.
-WHAAAT?!
Screams come from all around the pub, as the koalas scratch the butler. He screams and runs, as all bears come towards him and scratch.
He lies dead on the floor. Everybody takes their seats in a gentle manner, licking their bloody paws. Another slave comes in to take their orders.
From a corner is watching a unicorn bear, terrified of the scenery. It slowly munches on a chocolate chip cookie, sipping some coffee...