I've
yet to hug a piggy in my garden
by
Crazy Lunatic Wizard Vlad
I
have three little piggies in my garden,
They're
all so soft and cute, I love them all,
Only,
I have a bigger problem,
I've
yet to hug a piggy in my garden.
This
poem might not make no sense,
Nor
gramatically or logically,
That
is the point, you may have guessed,
I've
yet to hug a piggy in my garden.
You
see, the problem is with pigs,
They
reproduce, and hate intruders.
So
all the piggies' little sons,
Protect
my lovely garden.
I've
yet to hug a piggy in my garden.
Only,
I have a bigger problem,
They're
all so soft and cute, I love them all,
I
have three little piggies in my garden.
But
these piggies hate me so,
Think
I am the Evil Man,
They
want to take my house over,
Conquer
my lovely house.
I
wonder why they all hate me,
I
gave them life, and let them free,
Maybe,
that is their problem!
I've
yet to hug a piggy in my garden!
They
wanted love, they wanted care,
I
was busy doing magic.
Now
I am old, not young, like then,
But
now, they don't care.
I've
yet to hug a piggy in my garden.
I'll
never even get around to.
Since
I can feel their knife in my back,
I've
yet to hug... a piggy in my gard-....