Birthday

It really is, no joke, my birthday today lol

The egg lies on the luxurious sofa, pouring champagne into his yolk through a funnel on its head while I enter the living room: it is my birthday. The egg turns towards me and raises the glass of champagne. I pick another glass from the wooden table and we drink. The orange enters the room, carrying a cake. It then smashes it into its head and sings the Happy Birthday song.

From near the table comes the chair, accompanied by Lucy, smiling happily. A Romanian Beaver slowly approaches us from the hallway of the luxurious mansion. A leashed large as a zeppelin shark is brought up into the ceiling of the living room, swimming through the air. Detective Rainbow looks at everything from a corner, as he has informed me he is working on another case, carefully examining everybody's feelings. A creepy man is watching a video with a 3D airplane flying and a pumpkin with crystal eyes is looking at us. Three 1 cubic meter long dice arrive, late to the party, each accompanied by their partner: a garlic glove, a pencil sharpener and a piece of orange skin. The remote spirit is observing us from above.

We dance, listening to vaporwave, naturally (my birthday, my music ;P) until the night arrives. We bring the orange, and he attaches a firework to himself and we all go to the rooftop, from where we send him flying through the sky. The firework then explodes and forms an orange on the sky while we all applaud.

“Listen everyone!”, I say as everybody turns around me. “I want to thank you all for taking part in the celebration of my birthday! You truly are wonderful friends!”. Everybody cheers and sings Happy Birthday. This really is a moment to cherish.