I've yet to hug a piggy in my garden

I've yet to hug a piggy in my garden

by Crazy Lunatic Wizard Vlad

I have three little piggies in my garden,

They're all so soft and cute, I love them all,

Only, I have a bigger problem,

I've yet to hug a piggy in my garden.

This poem might not make no sense,

Nor gramatically or logically,

That is the point, you may have guessed,

I've yet to hug a piggy in my garden.

You see, the problem is with pigs,

They reproduce, and hate intruders.

So all the piggies' little sons,

Protect my lovely garden.

I've yet to hug a piggy in my garden.

Only, I have a bigger problem,

They're all so soft and cute, I love them all,

I have three little piggies in my garden.

But these piggies hate me so,

Think I am the Evil Man,

They want to take my house over,

Conquer my lovely house.

I wonder why they all hate me,

I gave them life, and let them free,

Maybe, that is their problem!

I've yet to hug a piggy in my garden!

They wanted love, they wanted care,

I was busy doing magic.

Now I am old, not young, like then,

But now, they don't care.

I've yet to hug a piggy in my garden.

I'll never even get around to.

Since I can feel their knife in my back,

I've yet to hug... a piggy in my gard-....